Monday, August 27, 2007

Vintage '77

I don't have any "Senior Portraits", but the look in Ms.Mamma's eyes said she was going to kick my ass if I didn't post something!LOL!!!!!!

I think I was still 19 and stationed at Memphis Naval Air Station in the first pic. I had attitude back then too!

The second pic, same year, I had reached 20 years of age stationed at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island. I had just come back from one of the night clubs on the base and found that my roommate Carl had eaten my sack lunch from the fridge.
I had the munchies big time, and was pissed because that wasn't the first time he had done that to me. He had come back from the club early,ate my food, and passed out.

So I took all the mayo, mustard, ketchup,jelly packets, and what was left of a sandwich and squirted it all over him. My other roommate took the picture. We took some "Bengay" and rubbed all over his upper lip, and he didn't wake up! Carl was wasted!!!!

We were some party animals back in those days. I would be walking to my duty station the next morning and stopping along the way to puke, but only had the dry heaves! Then I would swear I wasn't going to drink anymore. But I would be back at the clubs the very next night!

13 comments:

Diesel said...

"Squeal like a pig!"

Oh, this isn't a caption contest?

Uncivil said...

Diesel
That wasn't a "Deliverance" momment, trust me! LMAO

Uncivil said...

I was probably cursing at the top of my lungs, and threatening to kick his ass at the time.

That is until we realized he wasn't responding. We thought he was dead for a minute there!

Ms. Mamma said...

Jimmy- Why am I thinking John Schnieder? LOL Pretty cute...I dig the album just below your crotch. Take it easy...

Uncivil said...

"John Schneider" from the Dukes Of Hazard? I wish.... He's aged gracefully!.....I'm probably more like Rob Schneider!!!!LOL
Their Greatest Hits (1971–1975)
It's the best selling record in the history of the United States.
One of these nights........

Chrissy said...

LOL! I didn't read the explanation before I looked at photo #2, and was like...WTF? Before I enlarged the photo, it looked like that sandwich on the bed was a massive turd! I was thinking, "What on earth do they do over there??? Poor guy!" I thought it was some form of hazing!

Great pics, Jim! Cute!

Autumn's Mom said...

hahahahahahahaha

Glamourpuss said...

That second picture has a very homo-erotic quality, you know. Is there something you're not telling us?

Puss

Uncivil said...

Chrissy

I was mad as hell at the time. I can't believe I still have that picture? It would be nice to know what they are doing with their lives now days.
I look at that that picture and say to my old curmudgeon self "see you used to be a skinny little turd"!

We had roommates across the hall that partied with us.
We were scheduled for a next day room inspection.
I came back from the bar to get something and our room was trashed (I mean turned upside down).

So, I cleaned it up, and headed back out to the bar. Got back later that night to find our room ransacked again! I knew who the culprits were, and I was pissed.

I stepped across the hall and knocked on their door. No one answered, so I kicked the door in! I guess they had went back out to the bar?

I proceeded to take every thing that would fit through the window and toss it out the fourth floor.

Then I took everything that wouldn't fit through the window like beds,etc, and dragged it down the hall and threw it over the balcony down four flights of stairs.

Needless to stay I spent that night in the brig! I got in a lot of trouble for that shit, but no one fucked with us after that!

Every time a new recruit would come to the barracks, other recruits would tell them to stay away from the fourth floor, especially that crazy little blonde haired Mo-Fo!

J at www.jellyjules.com said...

Too funny. :)

Uncivil said...

PUSS!

I knew I was gonna catch some Homo comments on that post!

I'm about the most Homo-Phobic dude you have ever met.

I don't see anything erotic about that pic! Neurotic maybe!

Curiosity.Killer said...

You are f**cking hilarious. I'm glad I didn't go to school with ya.

Uncivil said...

CK
Long time no see! I think school made me neurotic?