Saturday, August 18, 2007

Italian Joke of the week!

There was this Italian cook who was concerned about his three son's appearance. So, he confronted each one of them separately on their physical appearance. You need to hear this joke in an Italian accent to get the full effect!

He confronts the first son Antonio

Papa : Antonio, why you so fat?

Antonio: It's the pasta Papa. All I think about is the pasta. I love the pasta. I could eat the pasta every day!

Papa: But Antonio, you need to take a smaller bites!

Then he goes to the second son Giovanni

Papa: Giovanni,why you so fat?

Giovanni: It's the pizza Papa. All I think about is the pizza. I love the pizza. I could eat the pizza every day!

Papa: But Giovanni, you need to take a smaller bites!

Then he goes to the third son Giuseppe

Papa: Giuseppe,why you so skinny?

Giuseppe: It's the pussy Papa. All I think about is the pussy. I love the pussy. I could eat the pussy every day!

Papa: Aggghhhhh ....Pussy......taste like shit!

Giuseppe: But Papa, you need to take a smaller bites?


Dan said...

LOL! (in an Italian accent of course)

Uncivil said...

Yes, the printed version just doesn't do it justice. But I read it in an Italian voice out loud to myself, and it cracks me up!

Glamourpuss said...

you're so naughty.


Uncivil said...

Someone told me that joke over a year ago. They were really good at telling jokes with an Italian accent, and I laughed my arse off.

I don't know what made me think of it again,but I was trying to find it on google yesterday, and couldn't, so I decided to post it myself.

Autumn's Mom said...

You are a bad bad boy Jimmy. I did say it in my head with an Italian accent..and laughed.

J at said...

I have an uncle who sounds like he's stereotypically italian, though he isn't AT ALL. But he ends words with the "uh" sound. "Come here-uh" "Why you so fat-uh". Strange-uh, huh?

Uncivil said...

I can imagine people sitting at their computer screen reading this joke out loud and that makes me laugh even harder.


I couldn't figure out to print it with an accent.

I was thinking of typing it like this.

Antonio, why'a you'a so'a fat!

Steph said...

Dude, that joke is bad. Very bad. Well done ;)

Diesel said...

Q: What's the difference between pussy and parsley?
A: You don't eat parsley.

Uncivil said...

Do you know the difference between spaghetti and jewish women?

At least spaghetti wiggles when you eat it!

Chrissy said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG, Jimmy! How funny is it that I was reading the joke with the Italian accent in my head? Weird!

Beenzzz said...

HAHHA! Great joke! Thanks for the laugh. :)