Italian Joke of the week!
There was this Italian cook who was concerned about his three son's appearance. So, he confronted each one of them separately on their physical appearance. You need to hear this joke in an Italian accent to get the full effect!
He confronts the first son Antonio
Papa : Antonio, why you so fat?
Antonio: It's the pasta Papa. All I think about is the pasta. I love the pasta. I could eat the pasta every day!
Papa: But Antonio, you need to take a smaller bites!
Then he goes to the second son Giovanni
Papa: Giovanni,why you so fat?
Giovanni: It's the pizza Papa. All I think about is the pizza. I love the pizza. I could eat the pizza every day!
Papa: But Giovanni, you need to take a smaller bites!
Then he goes to the third son Giuseppe
Papa: Giuseppe,why you so skinny?
Giuseppe: It's the pussy Papa. All I think about is the pussy. I love the pussy. I could eat the pussy every day!
Papa: Aggghhhhh ....Pussy......taste like shit!
Giuseppe: But Papa, you need to take a smaller bites?