Saturday, January 31, 2009

Suzanna Hupp, You are my hero!



Dr. Suzanna Gratia's testimony • March 1992




"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule" H.L. Mencken

Are you listening Al Gore??????

"The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals.Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." Ayn Rand

"Now that the gun grabbers control Congress, they will redouble their efforts to disarm the law-abiding citizens of America --or make them the "criminals" Ayn Rand mentioned!"

"Per the latest Justice Department census, there are approximately 2.4 sworn officers per 1,000 population. That's about one officer per 400 for so of us. Let's assume that only 1/3 of those officers are on duty during any 8 hour shift. That hikes the number of "us" for each cop to 1200 or more. Now you know why there's never a cop around when you need one."

And my question is, how many of those 2.4 sworn officers are at a desk job that doesn't require them to be on the street protecting you and I?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Wake up, Wake up Girls!!!!

Today is the day, Today is the day

Yes Emily, it's time! You look like you might be trying to squeeze an Obamite out?
Time for what Daddy?
Time for me to Drink my Obama Kool-Aid
Can I have some?
I got a hangover already!!!!!!

OK......it's official now

I'm updating as I go kinda like this

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Don't ask???????
Celebration is complete!
Emily slept through the inauguration?
Time to break out the cheap stuff!!!!!
The girls finally went outside and braved the cold!!!
Emily had to come back inside and shiver in front of her "HeatDish"






Monday, January 19, 2009

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To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah)

I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.

I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 . 45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.

So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry.

Peace! - Alex

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Manners and Behavior can take you where money can't take you!



Bill "Bojangles" Robinson