Saturday, August 04, 2007


Uncivil said...

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your (labia?), your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
Your (edna?) vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

Rachie-Babe said...

As Lori and Julia used to say," Viva La' Vulva!!!!"

Uncivil said...

Yeah baby, as Jeff Foxworthy used to say, "If ya think a Vulva is a type of automobile, ya might be a redneck!"

Dan said...

Isn't the internet wonderful??


Steph said...

That is the funniest thing EVER!

Glamourpuss said...

It's hard, you know, especially when they put a seam up the front of your spandex hotpants, not to have a camel toe...



Uncivil said...

Come on Dude! Cat got your tongue? I know you've got more to say than that?

You inspired me to post the clip!


I'm not complaining! I like camel toe! Especially the camel toes on this clip.

Chrissy121875 said...

*sigh* You've just gotta love the internet.......It's amazing what you can find in cyberspace! LOL!

Hope you had a grrrrrrrrrrrreat weekend :)

Uncivil said...

Thanks Chrissy
I heard that song on the radio while listening to "The Bob & Tom Show" back in 2004. Step did a post and mentioned some chic's camel toe, so I found the "You Tube" clip of the song for her.

Diesel said...


Maya's Granny said...

I always thought that pants that tight must be uncomfortable. It really bothered me when it was the fashion and I would see little girls, 5, 6 years old wearing them.

And the song is funnier than shit.

Uncivil said...

Maya's Granny
I couldn't imagine parents letting there little girls wear something like that. I would probably make mine wear a Burka!LOL!