Sunday, May 06, 2007



Little Emmy was a friend of mine
She came from a long line of geeks
Her papa was a rawhide chewin' man
He was a rawhide chewin' freak
Her mama's name was Stinker-Belle
And her daddy's name was Zeek
But he could chew them rawhides man
He was a rawhide chewin' freak
Emmy was a different sort
She wasn't like her dad or mom
They wanted her to grow up
Just like her older brother Tom
Emmy'd get so close, so close
So close, but not very long
Couldn't even score a point
In hand grenades or atom bombs
Alone and tired she walked the streets
Of downtown Castle Hayne
With a backside full of fleas and a real bad case of mange
A transcendence did occur
Metaphysical reckoning of her purpose did infer
Emmy finally freed herself
From the fleas and mange she'd had
She took a walk on the wild side
And man her loins did swell
She gave birth to a little rawhide
And he could chew like hell.
He was just like his dad The Zeek
He could chew them rawhides man
He was a rawhide chewin' freak

15 comments:

Uncivil said...

This little diddy is complete fiction. The plot was stolen and reworded by me from Moe's "Timmy Tucker"! I ain't got enough sense to come up with something that original!LOL!!!!
I love to take other peoples songs and put my own words to them. I can really screw up some masterpieces.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Ah, rawhide.

Uncivil said...

Greetings Mugzy

The honorable world famous inventor of the rawhide-enrichment program!

I remember now. Rawhide, the opiate of the masses, of Pugistan!

Head em up, move em out, Rawhide!

Chrissy121875 said...

Awwwwwwwww!!! 100% pure sweetness!

Uncivil said...

Thanks C!

Chrissy121875 said...

Hi ya!
I tried getting a pic of Chance in that pose for you :) I will have to make another attempt because he somehow realized I was there and woke up! Grrr! It would have been funny if I got the pic. I suspect that he likes sleeping in that pose because...uhhh...errr...he likes the breeze gently blowing on his nether region? LOL! He is US a guy! LOL! What a crazy puppy.

Chrissy121875 said...

awww sheeeeeyit! I meant "He is SUCH a guy!" LOL!

Uncivil said...

Funny, here I am trying to get you take a pic of Mr. Chance in that pose ,and I haven't even got one of Ab & Em in it yet.LOL! I catch them in that position occasionally and can't seem to remember to catch it on camera.

Occasionally I'll wake up in the morning and Emily will be spooned (with her back to me) up against my chest with her little head resting on my arm like she's using it for a pillow. I wish I could get a pic of that! It just melts my heart. Yes...they sleep with me!!!!!!

kim said...

"That" pose? Chrissy... are you being naughty again? :-)

Uncivil:
The idea that your Emily sleeps like that conveys pure and utter trust. I soooo envy you. Too darned bad I can't have pets in my condo. It would have been real nice.

Chrissy121875 said...

HAHA! Kimmie...No, I'm not being naughty again!!! LOL! My dog has this weird habit of sleeping on his back with all four legs up in the air. It's the funniest thing you'll ever see. He just cracks me up. Funny pup!

Uncivil, your little Em is such a cutie! I think it's so sweet that she's so comfortable like that. Sweet!

I wanted Chance to sleep in our bed too, because when I was living in the city and Chance was just a wee little thing, he used to sleep in my bed. Hubby loves Chance too but doesn't want him sleeping in our bed :( Boo hooooo! Hubby says Chance is now a "farm dog", which means he needs to be outside most of the time so he can work! I let him in the house when Hubby's not looking though! Tee hee! When he sees how cute Chance looks with those puppy dog eyes and that cute little sigh he makes when he lays his head down, Hubby can't say no :) Chance is cute. There's no denying that fact.

Uncivil said...

Kim

You live in a condo......that's WORSE than living in a subdivision with a HOME OWNERS ASSOCIATION!

I'll stick with being trailer trash!LOL

Is Chrissy naughty at times?LOL!


Chrissy

Keep sneakin Chance in the house. Hubby will give in one day.
The ex and I have had as many as 3 dogs sleeping in the bed with us. We used to have another Boston (Edna).

We put them out in the hall when it was time to be naughty!
It was so funny because they would wait right outside the bedroom door, and not make a sound.
It's like they knew to give us our space, but were waiting patiently!LOL!

kim said...

Uncivil, I live in a condo WITH a homeowners' association. The abso-bloody-lute worst. But I'm a city-girl, through and through... deer and does may charm me a lot, but dirt and noise pollution still can't be beat in my book. :-)

And Chrissy's only naughty every time a "blue moon" pops along. Like when she lets Chance into the house, when she's really not supposed to. Go, Chrissy!!!!!!!!!

Uncivil said...

Kim
You poor girl.That would be a living hell for me! To each his own?

I know.....Chrissy is only naughty in the nicest of ways!

Rebekah said...

I love Emily! She is soooo cute! So glad I found your blog... or that you led me to it. Whatever! Have a great day!

Uncivil said...

Hi Rebekah

Thanks for stopping by. You must have seen my little Emily on the Boston Terrier Photo Blog?

Cheers!