UNCIVIL

Craigslist personals WTF????

2009-11-11T13:11:00.003-05:00

Sometimes ya just gotta surf Craigslist for the fun of it. Yeah, we got us a local boy here lookin' for a woman and I decided he needed to go international with his ad!
Come on gals. Help my little buddy Jimmy Ray find that special lady!LOL!

Titled: Take a ride... In my truck! - 27 (Wilmington)

I don't know what else to do. My girlfriend done run off and left me for my neighbor. She even took the kids, but I ain't complainin' about that. But the family reunion ain't for another couple 'a months and I sure could use a woman's comp'ny right now.
I'm 'a lookin' for a good lookin' gal that can stand by her man and not leave him for his handsome daddy. Or his best friend. Or his next door neighbor. Or the guy who works at the Bojangles in Monkey Junction. I ain't havin' it.

I like: NASCAR, anything Earnhardt, Copenhagen, Milwaukee's Beast, four wheelin', drinkin', shootin', 103.7 the Bone, my dogs Rufus and Boceefus, and my truck. And big boobs, too.
I don't like: hippies, Toyota, leaving tips, going to work sober, and bathing.

If you're a blond haired, blue eyed sweet Southern gal, go ahead and email me back. I only like 'em when they're dressed out at no more 'n 130 pounds or so. I ain't all into this "more to love" business. Don't even bother. That is, unless you can cook. Then I might could work you in sometime durin' the week.
If you chew tobacco, then we might have something in common. If I like you enough, we could even share the same spit bottle.
Oh, and don't message me if you're into all these "progressive" ideas. I think all a man needs besides booze and women is his rifle, a 3 month supply of food, a dog, a truck and a NASCAR calendar from 1998. Oh, and some white lightenin'. I think y'all should know that I consider myself ready for the upcoming 2012 Apocalypse.

A bouncer in Jacksonville hit me in the jaw with a crescent wrench 5 times. My ex wife's boyfriend broke my jaw with a fencepost. So if you don't email me, it won't hurt my feelings.
Oh, and my name is Jimmy Ray. But my friends call me Horn Dog on account of how many kids I got.
Also, don't respond to my ad again, Mom.

Gubmint

2009-11-05T18:43:00.000-05:00

Gubmint and How Gubmint Works

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle
of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So
they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the
job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without
instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two
people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do
time studies.

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the
tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and
hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So They
created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll
officer.
Then hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these
people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an
Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal
Secretary.

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one
Year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."

So they laid off the night watchman.

NOW slowly, let it sink in.

Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter.

Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of
the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY.... during the Carter Administration?

Anybody?

Anything?

No?

Didn't think so!

Bottom line. We've spent several hundred billion dollars in support
of
an agency...the reason for which not one person who reads this can
remember!

Ready??

It was very simple...and at the time, everybody thought it very
appropriate.

The Department of Energy was instituted on 8-04-1977.
TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.

Hey, pretty efficient, huh???

AND NOW IT'S 2009 -- 32 YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS
"NECESSARY" DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. THEY HAVE 16,000
FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND
LOOK AT THE JOB THEY HAVE DONE! THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD
AND SAY, "WHAT WAS I THINKING?"

Ah, yes -- good ole bureaucracy.

AND, NOW, WE ARE GOING TO TURN THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE, AND
THE AUTO INDUSTRY OVER TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?
HELLOOO! Anybody Home?

HREMFIC

2009-11-04T17:47:00.003-05:00

H.R.E.M.F.I.C.

REMF

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Can't

Understand

Normal

Thinking?

Junk Yard Dog

2009-11-01T18:41:00.003-05:00

Abigail has a new gig

Count Barackula from Taxilvania USSA?????

2009-10-27T21:04:00.005-04:00

Happy Hallowed Weenie!

Time Travel

2009-10-24T06:36:00.004-04:00

Time Travel

My dads gas station 1971 or 72. You should be able to click on the pics to enlarge them. Notice we now pay more in taxes per gallon than gas actually cost back then?

Mini Me.......... Granny feeding Uncivil late 50's

Grandaddy Uncivil was a drug dealer. That's his store beside the barber shop (early 40's).

Lizard Porn ????????

2009-10-10T18:21:00.004-04:00

Oh man......I thought I was on to something, but YouTube is eat up with this stuff? I wasn't even the first to have an interracial lizard sex scene?????

Car & Dog wash

2009-09-13T15:46:00.001-04:00

There are no problems getting Emily to take a bath. She's a car wash kind of gal!

That magnetic sticker is a gift from a friend. It should read "It's all about my dogs" since I have two, but you get the idea!

Emily had to sleep it off after the car wash, and Abigail has been hiding here in the bedroom the whole time!

Abigail says "I heard the camera and hows about trying not to blind me with that camera flash next time?" Emily is wore out from chasing the water hose.

We finally get Abigail outside but she doesn't want to join us in our attack of the leaf blower?

She will settle for a few pictures though!

Enough Said?

2009-08-29T09:45:00.000-04:00

Freshly washed pups

2009-08-23T13:19:00.004-04:00

Clean pups, clean sheets, all is well in our universe.

Click the pics for larger view.

Well....all was well until I whipped out the dust vac?????

And this is my sister's boxer "Missy" doing what we affectionately call "The WooooWoooo"!!

Saturday Mornin' Rant

2009-08-22T11:49:00.000-04:00

I'm so sick of this hot ass, humid, muggy , stankass dirty south weather!!!!!! Was gonna take the camera out and get some pics but wouldn't you know it......... the lens just fogs the fvck up. I couldn't live in this shit if it weren't for air conditioning. Hell, the dogs don't even want to go out in the shit. They just want to lay around in the cool of the A/C all day.
Sorry for the rant, but sometime you just gotta get on here and say fvck it all!!!!

2009-08-14T22:19:00.010-04:00

Finally bought a new camera.

Took a while but I decided on the Canon PowerShot SX10 IS

I found the camera online for $335 and managed to buy another $164.99 of accessories to go with it. I'm not going to even mention where I bought it, as I have some issues with their online communication skills!!! Not to mention the HIGH PRESSURE PHONE SALES WEASEL!!!!:(

Below are my first shots with it set on automatic.

Yes I'm photographically illiterate!!!!

How photographically illiterate is the Uncivilone????

Well.......

I still don't have the heart to retire my trusty old 1.3 megapixel Sony Cybershot DSC-S30. It's been my only camera since 2001 when I first entered the cyber world.

All my previous photos were taken with it, and she was great for Ebay photos. My dad still has his and loves it.

OK.....enough crying over the old Cybershot!

My new Canon PowerShot SX10 IS takes video! Yes, I've uploaded some video taken with it today ! The files are quite large for such short clips though? I've got to figure out how to make them a little smaller? Anyone got any suggetsions? They're just short little clips but are huge in megabytes? Didn't even have any clips under 20 megabytes to email?

Anyway.....I love the clarity of the videos. I don't like that you can hear the buttons and the zoom in the audio of the video? I was impressed with the zoom on the river shot with the gal in the boat. But, it's much harder to hold a camera steady than one of those palm held camcorders.

I do like the fact that it does it all ( stills and video). But I will probably get a camcorder in the future?

Then maybe I'll be wishing I bought one of the Canon Rebel SLR's???? I'm way too photographically illiterate for one of those at the moment, so I'll continue to hone my skills with this point and shoot for now!

I had to use my two favorite subjects for my first photo/video shoot with the new toy of course. Abigail and Emily aren't impressed!LOL

Gosh.....they're getting old:(

2009-08-11T20:47:00.005-04:00

Happy Trails Lulu

My mom's little fur buddy Lulu passed away last night (8/10/2009). She went to be with her best buddy Maggie ( pictured below) who passed away July of 2007. Mom called me tonight and let me know. She's so strong at handling heartache. Seems to be handling it a lot better than I could.
She passed in her sleep as Maggie did a few years back. Had a good life and lived to be 12 years old and got to spend over 10 or 11 of those years with my mom.

Mom and aunt Eva rescued her from a puppy mill back in 98 or 99. She was kept in a really small cage with hardly any human contact for the first year or so before mom came along.

Mom saw her and it was love at first sight. She's been an inside dog ever since. Got to stay in the cool of air conditioning and my mom makes the best chicken concoction to mix in with their dry food. Lulu loves to eat.

She got breakfast every morning and mom would even give her a taste of something at lunch, and of course she got supper too!

My sister's boxer Missy has been her companion since Maggie passed away. Missy would come over and stay with her every day while sis and bro-in-law were at work. Mom said Missy could tell something was wrong with Lulu yesterday and wouldn't leave her side. Guess I need to get sis to send me some pics of Missy.

Here's the Link back when Maggie passed. Here's another Link for pictures of Lulu too!

We love you Lulu and you were dearly loved and will me missed by us all!

2009-08-04T17:05:00.002-04:00

Cause sometimes an email makes you laugh so hard, you just have to share!!!!

An Invitation To A Wedding. This is Priceless!

P.S. We have no idea of WHAT he sees in her !!!

2009-07-10T17:02:00.004-04:00

Glory Days

2009-07-04T08:27:00.004-04:00

Happy Fourth

Ha, it's my blog and I'll edit if me want's too!!!!
The first clip was "The Good" this next clip is "The Bad & The Ugly"

The Obama Deception

2009-06-28T11:23:00.003-04:00

From duck herding to leash training Abigail......Emily is forever persistent.

2009-06-24T20:42:00.000-04:00

Abigail & Emily meet for the first time during Christmas of 99

2009-06-22T20:30:00.000-04:00

Abigail 99
The early days

2009-06-21T15:03:00.000-04:00

Emily vs Thelma & Lewie

My first home video on this blog since I started it way back in 2006, courtesy of some major help from my buddy " Miss Piggy" at "Hog Heaven"

2009-06-07T09:40:00.000-04:00

Shaolin Master or Master Gasper?

Just what was Master Po teaching young Kwai Chang Caine at the Shaolin temple?

Is that how Master Po went blind?

I'll have to admit, I didn't learn anything about this stuff in my martial arts studies?

But google and wikipedia have enlightened me on the subject matter!

Gotta kick out of this article from Wiki! Hey, don't blame me...it was on wikipedia's external links list?

I've done some sick chit in my day, but I've never tried this? Am I missing something?

Hurry up and get to the comment section. I'm holding my breath? LOL!

What a way to go????!!!!

2009-06-02T20:56:00.000-04:00

I like to watch this when it's hot outside. Plus I couldn't wait for Christmas to post the darn thing. I salute your spirit Bailey!

Haha....Long lost cousin!!!! What a dog!!!! I thought this was the same dog at first?

2009-05-21T19:42:00.000-04:00

Cybersquatting?

Brings a whole new meaning to Spaceballs don't it!
Space toilet fit for a Druish Prince.

I'm just full of it today!

Zero Gravity Style

Where's my Groom of the Stool?

2009-05-01T18:09:00.000-04:00

Sniper Apprenticeship.....See Spot spot?

2009-04-24T19:58:00.000-04:00

Poodle from Hell????

Borrowed this photo from google images.....but, the little shit looked alot like this one?

I got home for lunch and there was the cutest little poodle sitting in the road in front of my house. It was wearing a red t-shirt and sat there like it owned the place? Completely adorable!!!!!!
I came out to where it was and it ran over to my neighbors and got under her car.
She said it jumped out of some lady's car at "Go-Gas" two days ago and no-one has been able to catch it since?

Well, it made the mistake of going in the fenced area behind my trailer and I shut the gate and trapped it in there!

That's when all hell broke loose? That adorable little poodle went frikkin' psycho when I tried to get my hands on her!!!
I can't count how many dozens of times I chased that crazy little bitch around and around my back porch and deck area? My shirt was soaked from perspiration, and I was giving out of breath?
I put some really thick long cuffed leather gloves on and she still bit the shit out of me. I finally managed to put a trash can upside down on top of her, but still couldn't get a good enough grip to grab her and put her in the dog kennel without her biting the shit out of me? She got loose again?

Then, I finally manged to corner her when she tired, and put a plastic tea pitcher over her head while she was biting the hell out of that damn thing and grabbed her behind the neck and threw her in the damn dog kennel!

No way, I was gonna let a damn poodle whip my ass??!!!!

I took her over to the neighbors and told her the best thing to do was put a bullet in that frikkin' psycho dog's head. Of course ,I could never do that but the thought sure as hell crossed my mind. Hell.....I bet the owner doesn't even want the damned crazy little shit back?

I talked to the neighbor when I got off work and she said animal control came to get the little shit and they couldn't figure out how in the hell I was able to get my hands on the little bitch? She said they had to use that damn noose on a pole to get her out of my kennel. They couldn't put their hands on her?
Say's they will keep her for 10 days or until someone claims her? I'd make dog food outta the little winch?

I swear...I believe that little bitch could whip Abigail & Emily's ass at the same time and then bitch slap a pitbull or two?

OK...I almost got done in by a frikkin' poodle...that does alot for my ego!!