J It's cold and wet outside here in the dirty south. It's snowing but I don't think it's gonna stick.
So, I be sittin' next to the space heater and the TV with my Kool-Aid!
I even wore my Obama T shirt to breakfast this morning. I don't think they saw the humor in it???? Folks were chokin' on their grits and spewing coffee out their nose and shit? Waitin' on your inaugural post!
LOL!! Too funny! Yeah...out of all days, it had to be this day for Carolina, including coastal Carolina, to get dumped on by the white stuff with the mercury not rising above 28. Cruel cruel world, it is! We're being forced to stay inside and watch TV! CHEERS!!
Row Yeeeeehaaaaaawwwwww! I'm awake now. Holy shit....that was some speech Obama gave? And he didn't even use a Teleprompter?.....errr if he did, I couldn't tell it?
But.....I must quote something from Obama's campaign speeches....."Words...just Words"?!?! I hope not? Damn....I'm glad I wasn't there, cause they would have to have a port-a-potty with my name on it!!!!LOL!!!! This Crown Royal is commin' outta me faster than it's goin' in?????
It's 14 degrees and I'm looking for sandals. You wuss, suck it up. I won't even think about what you'd do to a Hilary shirt. Do you think I'd be out of line to complain my soaps are being disrupted? Those girls need some fresh air; do I have to come down there?
Jeanna baby I've been outside writing in the snow?????? My snow writing is almost as bad as bad as my hand writing? I'm sure it would have been better if you were here to hold it for me???
Jimmy, you should come out west! It's 61 degrees here right now, and it's not even noon yet. :) Then again, I can't pee in the snow, since there is no snow.
There's a street in San Francisco, Bush Street. They've renamed it "Obama" street, for today. :) When Bush Sr. was in office, I used to live about a block away, and they had painted 'lies' on it. So it said, "Bush Lies". (Thought I had better spell that out for you, seeing how much you've imbibed already today. ;)
That was indeed a hell of a speech. Yay obama! My post is finally up. I was on a conference call during the inauguration. Can you believe someone scheduled a meeting at that time? Grrr. That's OK, I don't have tivo, but I still have my trusty VCR.
J I guess I'm happiest that a not so bright redneck such as myself......can can pick and play with a smart Californian gal such as yourself about this day in history with real genuine hope for the future! I wouldn't have taken a vacation day if I didn't have hope!
I taped it on my VCR too!....It's a good thing cause....I was so busy runnin' back and forth to the bathroom!!!!Jeeeeshhhhh????
Ha....I can picture you peeing "Bush Lies" in the snow!!!LOL!!! OK..OK...maybe I better not picture that!LOL!!!!
I've been waitin' for someone to ask me why I have an "Obama" T-shirt in the first place???!!!
OK.....everybody.......the reason I have an Obama T-shirt is because my loving little brother and sis-in-law gave it to me for Christmas as a gag gift. They gave Dad one too!!!!!
No Obama T-shirts were harmed in the making of this post!!!!!!!
Are you afraid I'd almost shoot my cousin with that thing? Hair trigger indeed. She'd think a .375 dick was funny. Or was that a .22? That little fan thing is a heat dish, cool. You call that snow? The dealer next door has more on their Metallica mirror.
J A Hilary T-shirt would have been over the edge!!!!!!!
Jeanna OK...it's the day after the inauguration now. I'm sober and outta bullets! And that's a .357.....not a .375, and you can't play with it anymore till next erection.....I mean election!
I thought that looked like your handwriting ;) Good ol'bommer... Hope your hangover isn't too bad from the Koolaid! Although I think it may last for at least four years regardless!!
I love these kinds of posts but I can only read 'em when I'm at school because they challenge the bandwidth. Funny. I thought Jeanna might have sent you that tshirt. hee hee
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It's snowing here in coastal Carolina and I'm waiting for "Hell to Freeze Over"!!!!!
It's about time, Jimmy. Drink it! ;)
J
It's cold and wet outside here in the dirty south. It's snowing but I don't think it's gonna stick.
So, I be sittin' next to the space heater and the TV with my Kool-Aid!
I even wore my Obama T shirt to breakfast this morning.
I don't think they saw the humor in it????
Folks were chokin' on their grits and spewing coffee out their nose and shit?
Waitin' on your inaugural post!
I won't even ask where (or why) you got an Obama billboard, but it seems you found good use for it... Let the drinking begin!
Shannon
I just wrote Obama's name in the snow!!!!
Can you say, "Yellow Snow,Yellow Snow,Yellow Snow????!!!!
I hope I don't pass out before noon!!!!!!
LOL!! Too funny! Yeah...out of all days, it had to be this day for Carolina, including coastal Carolina, to get dumped on by the white stuff with the mercury not rising above 28. Cruel cruel world, it is! We're being forced to stay inside and watch TV! CHEERS!!
Jimmy??? WAKE UP JIMMY! You're MISSING IT! :)
Row
Yeeeeehaaaaaawwwwww! I'm awake now.
Holy shit....that was some speech Obama gave? And he didn't even use a Teleprompter?.....errr if he did, I couldn't tell it?
But.....I must quote something from Obama's campaign speeches....."Words...just Words"?!?!
I hope not?
Damn....I'm glad I wasn't there, cause they would have to have a port-a-potty with my name on it!!!!LOL!!!!
This Crown Royal is commin' outta me faster than it's goin' in?????
Whew....I was thinkin' bout doin' a 21 shot salute with this bottle of Crown, but it's kickin' my arse?
My damn speech is gettin slurred? Been gettin phone calls...people concerned for my well being and shit?
I took a damn vacation Day for this shit, and I'll probably have to take another one to recover?
Haven't heard from the boss yet?
Oh....Row
Happy 100th Birthday to your uncle Howard! Would love to hear his thoughts on this day in history!
It's 14 degrees and I'm looking for sandals. You wuss, suck it up.
I won't even think about what you'd do to a Hilary shirt.
Do you think I'd be out of line to complain my soaps are being disrupted?
Those girls need some fresh air; do I have to come down there?
Jeanna baby
I've been outside writing in the snow??????
My snow writing is almost as bad as bad as my hand writing? I'm sure it would have been better if you were here to hold it for me???
Be careful...it has a hair trigger!
Jimmy, you should come out west! It's 61 degrees here right now, and it's not even noon yet. :) Then again, I can't pee in the snow, since there is no snow.
There's a street in San Francisco, Bush Street. They've renamed it "Obama" street, for today. :) When Bush Sr. was in office, I used to live about a block away, and they had painted 'lies' on it. So it said, "Bush Lies". (Thought I had better spell that out for you, seeing how much you've imbibed already today. ;)
That was indeed a hell of a speech. Yay obama! My post is finally up. I was on a conference call during the inauguration. Can you believe someone scheduled a meeting at that time? Grrr. That's OK, I don't have tivo, but I still have my trusty VCR.
J
I guess I'm happiest that a not so bright redneck such as myself......can can pick and play with a smart Californian gal such as yourself about this day in history with real genuine hope for the future!
I wouldn't have taken a vacation day if I didn't have hope!
I taped it on my VCR too!....It's a good thing cause....I was so busy runnin' back and forth to the bathroom!!!!Jeeeeshhhhh????
Ha....I can picture you peeing "Bush Lies" in the snow!!!LOL!!!
OK..OK...maybe I better not picture that!LOL!!!!
So...you've been assimulated with the koolaid now, eh? Stranger things have happened. I'm not sure what, but there must be...
I'm glad you held back on the champagne AND the kool-aid.
It's 64 degrees here heading upward.
VE
Tell me it's just a prank?
Jan
It's warm in "Poodle Town"! Hugs to the furry ones!
Bro-in-law you are a mess! Glad you could utilize the Obama shirt though.
Hey Sis
I've been waitin' for someone to ask me why I have an "Obama" T-shirt in the first place???!!!
OK.....everybody.......the reason I have an Obama T-shirt is because my loving little brother and sis-in-law gave it to me for Christmas as a gag gift. They gave Dad one too!!!!!
No Obama T-shirts were harmed in the making of this post!!!!!!!
Thanks sis!!!!!
Are you afraid I'd almost shoot my cousin with that thing? Hair trigger indeed. She'd think a .375 dick was funny. Or was that a .22?
That little fan thing is a heat dish, cool.
You call that snow? The dealer next door has more on their Metallica mirror.
:) Jeanna, your dealer comment made me laugh.
I think that last time we had that much snow in my neck of the woods was 1975, so I'm still impressed.
Jimmy, I figured that shirt was a gift from SOMEONE, but really, I suspected Jeanna. ;)
Hilary fan.
J
A Hilary T-shirt would have been over the edge!!!!!!!
Jeanna
OK...it's the day after the inauguration now. I'm sober and outta bullets!
And that's a .357.....not a .375, and you can't play with it anymore till next erection.....I mean election!
What did I say? Wouldn't .375 be better? I guess it depends on how you load it.
I thought that looked like your handwriting ;)
Good ol'bommer... Hope your hangover isn't too bad from the Koolaid! Although I think it may last for at least four years regardless!!
I love these kinds of posts but I can only read 'em when I'm at school because they challenge the bandwidth. Funny. I thought Jeanna might have sent you that tshirt. hee hee
Shannon
I like the way you say "ol'bommer"!!!
You would fit in quite well around here!!
Msmamma
Good to see you! My brainwidth is a challenge for me!
Hahahahaha - that's a really cool heat dish. :)
LOL!! OMG, Jimmy! Too funny! Great pics! xo
CK & C
Good to see you gals!
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