Tuesday, November 13, 2007

I could smell it before I even put the key in my post office box! That wonderful aroma had me craving hotcakes smothered in strawberries from the start, but I had to settle for eyeball smothered in purified water & glycerin instead!
Just kidding Chrissy! I love it! Of course I'm scared to take it in the shower with me? It keeps staring at me!

My favorite Canadian blogger sent this to me from the Manitoulin Soap Factory. Chrissy, you are the sweetest blogger on the internet! Could you imagine working there and smelling all those amazing aromas all day?
I first saw one of these soap bars with a little lizard in it on Ms.mamma's blog where you had sent her and Snowflake one. I thought that was so neat that you were so kind to do something so whimsical and carring!
Thank you so much for my present Chrissy.A big redneck hug to you and hubby both!

24 comments:

Uncivil said...
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C said...

LOL! I thought you'd be surprised! :)

Hope the eyeball doesn't freak you out too much! ;) The eyeball's actually one of those pop up thingymabobbers. You know, the kind that you invert and put on a flat surface and then it pops up!

It does smell like strawberries, doesn't it? Hmmmmm...Now I'm craving waffles (or pancakes...I'm not fussy!) with strawberries!!!

Uncivil said...
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Uncivil said...

Oh, so if I was going to actually bathe with that thing it might attack me? Do you have some latent terrorist tendancies that you are not telling me about? :)

jan said...

Clever idea. Bathroom humor comes to my mind but I don't want to have a comment deleted.

Uncivil said...

Jan
Leave your comment? It can't be that bad can it? The two comments I deleted were my own.
One of them was actually supposed to go on someone else's blog. I got confused because I had too many windows open on my screen. The second one I deleted because I had it double worded?
I'm scatter brained when I try to multi-task!

Glamourpuss said...

Ew! I hope it smells better than it looks. Mind you, people have said the same thing about me.

Puss

Ms. Mamma said...

SF got the same thing in the mail yesterday! She's a total doll! That eyeball hops, you know...

I never thought of the eyeball on the asscrack though...funny.

Uncivil said...

Puss
People hope you smell better than you look? I'm totally confused? Stay away from the catnip!

Ms.mamma
SF got another one? Yeah! I haven't ventured to take mine out of the package yet.
Yep, I'm scared to get that thing anywhere near the buttcrack, or the gnads!
Can you see me at the hospital with that eyeball stuck up my ass?

I haven't even taken it out of the wrapper and I could smell it as soon as I walked into the bathroom when I got home from work today.

Chrissy
I thank you again, and I'm having even more fun making crazy jokes about it. I woke up this morning with Rockwell's song on my mind and I can't get it out of my head?

"I'm just an average guy with an average life
I work from nive to five, hey hell I pay the price
But I want is to be left alone in my average home
But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone
CHORUS:
I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy
I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
Is it just a dream?
When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Well, can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid
CHORUS
When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
I might open my eyes and find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
That's why...
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me it can't be
I don't know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me
Well is the mailman watching me
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now?
Who?
The IRS?
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on meI always feel like somebody's watching me
I can't enjoy my tea!"

Jay said...

That's so creepy, but so cool!

Jeanna said...

Brings back memories of The Residents. Had a nephew who was absolutely obsessed with eyeballs. Makes bath time much more friendly.

C said...

Hahaha! Well, I was debating on what to send you. There was a soap with a little Manitoulin Island in it, but that's not as cool as the eye ball! It's freaky. It's weird. It's totally not what you were expecting in the mail, now was it? LOL! See? Mission accomplished! ;)

Uncivil said...

Jay
Good to see ya. Been a while!

Jeanna
Thanks for stopping by!

C
I am enjoying it. I'll unleash it from the package one day!!!!

Rachie-Babe said...

Ooooo! I want one!!!!

Uncivil said...

Rachel
Haven't seen you in a while! I'll keep an eye out for ya!!LOL!!!!

VE said...

I don't know; call me old fashioned but I don't like my soap staring back at me...

C said...

VE, I'm with you on this. I'd feel pretty self-conscious with an eyeball watching me in the shower. LOL!

Uncivil said...

VE & C

I'll drink up the courage one day!

Steph said...

That is some freaky soap! I'd be too scared to wash my....er....nether regions with it.

Diesel said...

That's freaky.

curiositykiller said...

That's the creepiest soup I've ever seen. LOL

Uncivil said...

CK
I think you misspelled soap? but what do I know? I'd fork up a soup sandwich!

Matt said...

That soap is way too freaky. Though, I wouldn't mind trying to scare some of my guests with it :-).

Uncivil said...

Matt
Thanks for stopping by. I keep it above my sink and it stares at me while I brush my teeth!