Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Moan is me!


I got tagged by the fantabulous Ms.mamma!


FIVE people who will be annoyed you tagged them.



Chrissy

Hope

Puss

Rachie-Babe

and my ex if she still reads my blog? LOL!!!!



(It is by no means limited to only them! Be part of something new - Spread some moans!)




FOUR things that should go into room 101 and be removed from the face of the earth.

1) Boom Car Stereos along with anyone who has one or profits from the sale of them.

2) Door to door solicitors

3) telemarketers

4) anyone who abuses a child or animal


THREE things people do that make you want to shake them violently.

1) Leaving their dogs in an unattended hot car

2) Playing their boom car stereo so loud it makes my car vibrate

3) Not using your frickin turn signal


TWO things you find yourself moaning about.


1) This whole country turning into a shithole.

2) Illegal Aliens who have learned to work the system



ONE thing the above answers tell you about yourself.


That I'm an old curmudgeon and pre-occupied with my non-existant peace and frickin quiet!

RULES
• Link to the original meme at freelancecynic.com so people know what it's all about!• Be as honest as possible. This is about letting people get to know the real you!• Try not to insult anyone - unless they really deserve it or are very, very ugly!• Post these rules at the end of every meme! ( I didn't post there cuz I'm a rule breakin beyotch!)

25 comments:

J at www.jellyjules.com said...

Jimmy! It's synchronisity, because I JUST finished writing my post for tomorrow, about what a fucking curmudgeon I am! Too funny.

And yeah, I agree with your answers, except the ones that bother me more than illegal immigrants who have learned to work the system are the big corporate fat cats who have learned to work the system.

And indeed! What about she who must not be named???

Diesel said...

Whew, glad I didn't get tagged for this one.

So are you saying I should turn my radio down?

Ms. Mamma said...

Jimmy- You're one cool curmudgeony muthafuckin' rule breakin' rebel. Sorry for the muthafuckin, but I just can't get enough of that word lately.

I don't you or J are crotchety, just fed up withthe bullshit.

Uncivil said...

J

Can't wait to read your post. Yes you are right about the fat cats who have learned to work the system.

I just thought I would mention "she who shall not be named" because I know she has made you moan in the past!LOL

Diesel

I'm sure you will be tagged soon enough, and please turn your radio down. I can hear it all the way over here on the east coast!LOL!

Ms.mamma

I just have to use the MF word from time to time myself.

Then sometimes I turn it around and say Futhamucker!

Autumn's Mom said...

Futhamucker! good one.

I really hate when I can feel someones stereo thru my freakin chest. Makes me want to launch a cannon out of the ass of my vehicle. buh bye

Uncivil said...

Autumn's mom

Thanks for the comment.
I have to litsen to those futhamuckin trunk thumpin bastards every day of my futhamuckin curmudgeony existance!

I live behind a frickin Go-Gas. So the little bastards pull up there to get their gas with their frickin trunk thumpers wide ass open. Then you hear it go silent for a few seconds, because somehow they are thoughtful enough to turn it down while they pay the drive-thru cashier for their gas.
Then it gets even louder because the son of bitch has pulled over to the drink machines and left his door open while he gets a drink.

I fear, I'm gonna be on the 6:00 news one day soon for stuffing a subwoofer up someones ass!
I really need to move, but it's a damn shame cause I feel like I'm being run out of town by something I can't fight!
I can't kill all the little bastards!

I like your idea of the cannon. I was thinking of a big screen TV popping out of my trunk with a X-rated version of some punk ass trunk thumper bent over his trunk with a gnarley looking bastard packing him full of fudge!

Why isn't there an Eric Rudolph, running at large that likes to blow up factories and retailers that push this Boom car shit, or Beltway sniper that likes to shoot trunk thumpers?
I pray for some sick shit when I hear the thump!

Autumn's Mom said...

There are tears streaming down my face!! I feel your pain. We could come up with a great show to PUNK these bastards couldn't we?? Eveyrone would watch. We'll call it THUMPED!

TRUNK THUMPER HATERS UNITE!!

J at www.jellyjules.com said...

I pray for some sick shit when I read the news, Jimmy, or when I hear someone name she who must not be named.

Your trunk thumping sounds like a HORRID thing to have to deal with. You have my sympathies.

Uncivil said...

Autumn's mom

They actually already have national organisations against the trunk thumpers. http://www.lowertheboom.org/

I guess I need to start my own local chapter? But I want blood!I just want the bastards to bleed out the ear!
Put em in a straight jacket, stuff em in their trunk with thumpers blarring, and leave them their until they shit in their pants.

J

You pray for sick shit? Damn! OK maybe I'm not alone in this world?LOL!!!!!

I read your curmudgeon post! Loved it!!!!!! Gotta get over there and comment!

Thanks girls, I feel better already! There must be something to this moaning shit? Maybe I need to start a weekly rant post?

Chrissy121875 said...

Hi Jimmy!
Thanks for tagging me...LOL! I'll do this meme before bed tonight. The students are at baseball and I've got 30 mins left to wash the dishes, tidy up, pick some raspberries and get stuff ready for tomorrow.....I'll be back! :)
C

Uncivil said...

Chrissy
How do you do it? You don't have time to moan girlfriend!
You don't moan anyway. You Grrrrrrrrowl at your disappointments!
Thanks shug!

Rachie-Babe said...

:-) I moan alot. Don't feel bad!!!

Uncivil said...

Thanks Rachie
Hug the Cringer for me! Ouch!

Chrissy121875 said...

Done, done and done! Unfortunately, my dear, now YOU have been tagged! ;)

Uncivil said...

Chrissy

Oh, you're using the "old tag back trick' on me eh?

Thanks......great post!

Steph said...

I'm dissapointed. When I saw the moan part of the meme I thought it would involve some sexin or porn or SOMTHIN'!!

Uncivil said...

Steph

Only you ould come up with that!LOL
I'd like to see you do a vampish moaning sex meme! Tag, your it. moan for me baby!LOL

The Freelance Cynic said...

Geeze everyone hates telemarketers. I'm gonna be out of a job soon.

Uncivil said...

Well hello there Mr Cynic! However did you find little ole me? No soliciting please!!!!LOL!!!!!Thanks for stopping by!

The Freelance Cynic said...

Tracked you down via your backlink! That's why I get them included so I can see what everyones moaning bout :)

Uncivil said...

Oh Lawd Mr Cynic, I'm not cyberly sophisticated enough to figure out how to that shit! You tracked me down faster than my probation officer!LOL

Glamourpuss said...

Sorry. Just back from the US and see I've been tagged. Right, will get on to it.

Puss

Uncivil said...

Puss

I've been reading your adventures. I live vicariously through you! But not in a female kind of way, just the nonsexual adventures, just the nonsexual adventures!

Hope said...

Well, I tried and tried. But I just couldn't do it!

Thank you for the tag, but I've got nothing to moan about. You have no idea what a sense of failure that instills....wait, was that a moan?

No, sorry. I'm already over it. I'm just the most content person on the planet. Don't even hate telemarketers, since I've been there, done that.

Please forgive me. I tried. Really.

Uncivil said...

Hope

I guess you live up to your name? You give me hope for mankind!