Shaolin Master or Master Gasper?
Just what was Master Po teaching young Kwai Chang Caine at the Shaolin temple?Is that how Master Po went blind?
I'll have to admit, I didn't learn anything about this stuff in my martial arts studies?
But google and wikipedia have enlightened me on the subject matter!
Gotta kick out of this article from Wiki! Hey, don't blame me...it was on wikipedia's external links list?
I've done some sick chit in my day, but I've never tried this? Am I missing something?
Hurry up and get to the comment section. I'm holding my breath? LOL!
What a way to go????!!!!
17 comments:
I think this is how Michael Hutchins from INXS died as well. All I can say is, um, whatever.
J
Ha....I got one brave soul to comment. Good thing I lied about holding my breath huh?
I'm still laughing about your "Seven"!
All I can say is Chuck Norris doesn't need to asphyxiate!
VE
Ya got me there. I certainly can't come up with a Chuck Norris joke for that?
But here's the top 8
1: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2:There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3:Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4:Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5:Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6:Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7:Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8:Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
That is how Michael Hutchins died, but I didn't think they knew about young Caine yet for sure.
Nice to see the Chuck Norris jokes resurface.
Jeanna
J mentioned him too? Who the hell is Michael Hutchence???
I've heard of him on rare occasions, but everyone has heard of Caine on Kung Fu.
You expect crazy shit from rock stars, but I didn't expect it from a 72 year old actor/martial artist?
Of course it could have been staged. He could have been murdered and set up to look like a freak?
Jimmy, Michael Hutchins was the singer from INXS. They were popular in the late 80s and early 90s, until he died.
Here's one of their better known songs, Need You Tonight:
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Need_You_Tonight/9129459
I forgot to mention, the Chuck Norris jokes were great. :) I'm not sure I believe he can eat just one Lays potato chip, but I'll take your word for it.
J
I know who Michael Hutchins is and his last name is actually spelled
Hutchence, not Hutchins.
I was just making a statement to the effect of who the hell is Michael Hutchins as compared to David Carradine? Just being my natural smartass self!!!!!LOL!:)
I don't think Chuck can eat just one either :)
Didn't you know I can't spell? ;)
Did they decide it was the Kung Fu choke for sure? I guess when you're found naked and hanging in a closet. That's the ultimate "getting caught at it."
Maybe he shouldn't have given up drugs.
LOL! OMG, Jimmy!!! This post had me cracking up! Actually, it's the comments that were even funnier!
J and Jeanna, you girls are hilarious!
Jimbo, I'm curious as to what sick chit you're talkin' about! Hmmmmmmmm??? ;)
Jeanna
I don't know if it was the self induced Kung Fu Choke, or if his stunt double did him in?
Somebody could have mudered him and made it look like a suicide for sure?
C
All you have to do is click on "sick chit" in the post and you will see what kind of "sick chit" I'm talking about!!!LOL
Remember the Alka-Seltzer post?
C
While you're at it.....click on "subject matter" & "this article" too!!!!!!
Jimmy, I wasn't going to comment on this subject...but I sure enjoyed reading the others comments. Sure Chuck could eat just one Lay's potato chip because he likes Ruffles. lol
Miss Piggy
I bet he can't eat just one Ruffles potato chip either?
Nope, not one Dorito, not one Wise potato chip, or even one Cheetos!!!!
They even spell Cheetos with an "s" at the end because they know you can't eat just one of them! Who ever heard of a Cheeto?
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