Thursday, June 07, 2007
Steph with her Men Have No Sense Of Humor! post was my inspiration for this post.
Below is the biggest laugh I've ever had with a gal, and I'm sure she will never forget me! I'll never forget you Debbie!LOL
We were in my bed and I was giving her a tongue bath. She failed to notice the "Alka-Seltzer" I had hidden in the palm of my hand!
She was really getting into it when I snuck that bad boy in. I was face to face with that muff, and it was foaming like a rabid cat! She screamed, "What did you do? It burns?"
I said, "let me fix that love", jumped up and pounded it on in, while saying "well it doesn't burn me? but it is a little bubbly?"
Then I told her what I had done. We both had a good laugh, but she told me to never, never do that again!
Now every time I think of "Alka-Seltzer", I think of my version of their commercial!
"Plop, Plop, Jizz, Jizz, Oh what a relief it is!"
Posted by Uncivil at 8:17 PM