Finally..... a cool day to have some fun!

If I die before you wake...

PUPPY LOVE OR POLAR BAIT?

I need another valium! I just got through showing my ass at the local US Cellular store. I'm too pissed to go into detail! I don't take to well to sorry service and shitty attitudes from sales people! Needless to say I smashed 2 (yes 2 Kyocera)cell phones on their damn concrete sales floor and walked out.
I didn't curse other than mention shitty service, but the way the young girl ran from her booth to the back of the store, and the looks I got from some prick salesman ,and his two customers as the two phones bounced off the floor and went into a million pieces was priceless. No one said a fvcking word to me after that. I calmly turned around, walked out, got in my car and left!

I'm sitting at home waiting on the cops now? Can they arrest me for that shit? They were my phones! I can smash them if I want to right?

I'm selling the chargers and batteries on Ebay!

Introducing the "Undisputed Yorkie-Weight Champion" of the world........ Hurricane HarleyMan!

Now where did I bury that doberman pinscher?

You want a piece of me? Well do ya punk?

Harley sitting in his Dad's lap. This is my little brother and sis-inlaw's doggie. They got the little bugger sometime this summer and I'm just getting around to posting pics!

Harley with his trusty sparring partner Billie the Cat!

Harley has friends in high places!

That's a squirrel my little brother bottle fed, and he's coming to the back porch for some sunflower seeds!


I just emailed my little Bro & Sis in-law! Trying to get them to post a comment about Harleyman, and maybe they will tell you a little bit about Billie the cat too!!!! And squirrelly too!

Boss meets the girls!

My friends finally brought their beautiful new bullie "Boss" over to visit Ab & Em. The picture above is the only one where I could get all three of them together for a shot and Emily blended in with the black mat so you can't really see her. It was so hard to get any decent shots of them? Sorry!

Boss was the perfect gentleman and my two girls behaved like comeplete hosebags! Ab & Em were jealous of each other! When Emily wasn't snapping, and whoring at Boss, she was stealing all the chew bones and hoarding them in the corner.

Emily was hoarding while Abigail was whoring! LOL!!!


Boss is trying to be sexy, and aloof above while Abigail tells him all her dirty little secrets below!

Above, Abigail tells Boss "That's one crazy hosebag in the corner with the chew bones, but I think we can take her!"
Below, Emily being unsociable and hoarding her chew bones!

Tenjooberrymuds?
Sound familiar, perhaps???

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS


In order to continue getting by in America, we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!

Now, here goes..

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees.

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room service."

RS: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joo wish to oddor sunteen???"

G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: ".....What??"

RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I... don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?!?"

G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy.. rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."

G: "You're welcome."

and Welcome to the new America!