Sunday, June 22, 2008

I wish I had the "Balls" to do this!!!!

No.....not like the guy on the bumper!!!!!!!

Like those crazy "sum-bitches" runnin' nekkid through the woods!!!!
Now that takes balls!!!!
My sis-in-law found this interesting little 5 k event comming up in July at Reidsville NC.
I wonder if I should practice in the nude????
I just had to update this post with a good old 1974 song by Ray Stevens!


Jeanna said...

The event title alone is reason enough to get your arse out there.

Uncivil said...

Yeah baby. I could get me an Ipod and download that old song by Ray Stevens "The Streak"..........
Take a trip down memory lane to 1974...........and listen
"I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late.
She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
the shock absorbers..................Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at that
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique"

jan said...

I read someplace that the state legislature of Texas? Florida? wherever...was trying to ban the bull balls on the back of trucks. Wouldn't you think there would be more important legal matters to deal with?

Uncivil said...

Those State Legislatures have a lot of balls don't they! I just wish they had them stuffed up their arse!!!!!!!!

Jeanna said...

You drinkin' before noon agin, son?

Uncivil said...

I just got through doin' C's meme in her comment section!!!!I gotta get over to your neck of the woods now! Them "Blue Moons" are callin' out my name!

Uncivil said...

Hey Jeanna
A set of "Truck Nutz" would be the perfect trophies for the top finishers in that event!!!!!
Brings a whole new meaning to the Gold, Silver, and Bronze!!!!!

Jeanna said...

Truck Nutz, dang I forgot about them. Good one, James.

Glamourpuss said...

Running nude? Ew. that's a whole lot of jiggling I think i'd rather not see.


Feathers said...

LOL Uncivil,
I bet that would be a site for sore eyes! I can just see a bunch of old women and men running nekkid thru the woods! Too funny!

Jeanna said...

Nice, well thought out meme, James. Just did mine. I gotta get out more.

Uncivil said...

Ya gotta find some chocolate trucknutz!!!!

Beats burnt feet, ya little fire walker!!!

Aggghhhhh......ya could a left out the "old" part!!!!...what was I thinkin'?

That's a mighty fine meme ya did girl!!!!!
I'll come over with a case of Blue Moon and we'll watch "Falling Down" together!!!!!!

Jeanna said...

I'd love that. But I'm watching the liquid carbs so it's rum or Irish whiskey for me I'm afraid.

C said...

LOL! That first photo is funny, Jimbo!

I don't think I could ever participate in a 5 k event nekkid! I don't think it would be the nudity that would deter me. I think it would be the idea of bits flopping and swaying as everyone ran. It's gotta be either A)uncomfortable or B) painful to smack yourself in the head with parts of your own anatomy.

That's just the practical side of me talking. LOL!

Curiosity Killer said...

That's some serious balls of steel!!

VE said...

If I saw all those naked guys running towards me, I'd be REAL motivated to run fast.

Diesel said...

Man, I could never do that. I hate running.

Feathers said...

Just something that popped into my head!

JUST COOL Design Blog said...

less clothes, more velocity ...hehehehe

Zoe said...

Unciv??? What does Nekkid as a jaybird mean?? I mean how naked is a jaybird? Well really a jaybird is pretty naked but so is all the birdies right? or maybe not...maybe I need some wine...