So, I call the store!
Butcher shop employee: " Country Butcher Shop, How may I help you?"
Uncivil in my best grown up voice: "Yes, I'm calling about your ad in the local paper. At the bottom of the ad it says nobody beats your service, or your meat?"
Butcher shop employee answers hesitantly, and confused: "Yes Sir?"
Uncivil: "Exactly how long......do you beat your meat?"
Butcher shop employee bursts out laughing, but quickly replies: " As long as it takes Sir, as long as it takes!"
Uncivil has lost all composure now and burst out laughing himself : "Great answer man, thanks for being such a good sport, have a good day!" click
15 comments:
I wish I could have retained my composure long enough to ask about the package special!
I would love to see where "Diesel" and "VE" would have went with this gag.
Well I would have certainly gagged if I had to beat their meat!
VE
Note to self, "Dont use gag and meat in the same sentence"!
Hahaha! OMG...I am sooooooo slow today! It took me a second read to "get it"! Ah, Jimmy...you are too funny! LOL!
C
Long time no see!
Special discount for churches?!
Are you kidding me?
Puss
Puss
What can I say? We live in the Bible Beat......I mean Bible belt down here in the south!
I'm debating between the Hungry Man's Special and the Poor Boy's Special.
Hey! I know, it has been a long time :( I've been swamped lately. ESL students studying and living with us, guests from around the world visiting us (okay...from the UK and various places around North America!)...It's been crazy busy. I try to pop by your blog but don't always have time to leave a message. Hopefully once winter arrives, things will die down so I can do some serious blogging! LOL! So sad...I know! LOL! Miss ya! xo
LMAO! What do you want for your 16th birthday?
Diesel
Yeah, play it safe man
C
It is a busy time of year. I actually stay outside a lot more now because it has finally cooled off down here.
Steph
Are you saying I'm childish? If only my body matched my mind!
Update
I talked to a gal that actually knows the owners of the Country Butcher Shop. Small world ain't it?
She says they are two brothers, and one or both of them got into a little trouble with the law? Something about marijuana? No wonder they were so cool on the phone?
Oh gosh, what will the world come up with next?
LMAO!!! HAHAHAHA! That can't be "beat"
signed,
your warped buddy from DownEast!
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Hey Jay
Gotta get by and see ya!
Downeast
I believe that Butcher shop isn't too far from your neck of the woods?
Rachie
Gotta get by and see you too!
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