Nobody Beats Our Service or Our Meat?
So, I call the store!
Butcher shop employee: " Country Butcher Shop, How may I help you?"
Uncivil in my best grown up voice: "Yes, I'm calling about your ad in the local paper. At the bottom of the ad it says nobody beats your service, or your meat?"
Butcher shop employee answers hesitantly, and confused: "Yes Sir?"
Uncivil: "Exactly how long......do you beat your meat?"
Butcher shop employee bursts out laughing, but quickly replies: " As long as it takes Sir, as long as it takes!"
Uncivil has lost all composure now and burst out laughing himself : "Great answer man, thanks for being such a good sport, have a good day!" click