I guess I have more female readers than male? And a great gal who's going through some rough times sent me this email below.
I'll be the first to admit that we men can be some sick worthless bastards . We're born that way,and it's a life long battle to free ourselves of those testosterone chains that are wrapped so tightly around our brains!
I'm dedicating this post to my friend JP down in Jawja!
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG (They don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN (Don't know....it never happened)(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH ?(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in yourheart... Then you are just an old sour fart.