"Why I voted Democrat"



I don't know who wrote this but it does summarize things
Succinctly. For those who may disagree....you ain't seen
nothing yet!


I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now
marry whatever I want. So, I've decided to marry my horse.


I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies'
profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the
government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.


I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do
a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.


I voted Democrat because when I get behind on my
mortgage, the government will help me by lowering my
payments.


I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as
long as nobody is offended by it.


I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I
trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing
because they now think we're good people.


I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to
own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to
protect me from murderers and thieves.


I voted Democrat because I believe that people who
can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that
the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I
don't start driving a Prius.


I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death
row inmates alive.


I voted Democrat because I believe that business should
not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to
break even and give the rest away to the government for
redistribution as IT sees fit.


I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe
kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.


I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up
my ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another
point of view.


"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything
they don't own."

Russian Roulette with a knife?????