Saturday, October 10, 2009

Lizard Porn ????????

Oh man......I thought I was on to something, but YouTube is eat up with this stuff? I wasn't even the first to have an interracial lizard sex scene?????

24 comments:

Miss Piggy said...

Jimmy, I guess you are green with envy. lol What are you doing with porn on your site? I think you need to warn people about this.

jan said...

You have some interesting wildlife there.

Would you call this a snuff film?

Uncivil said...

Miss Piggy...you have officially been porn warned!
I wonder who video'd it??? I can even hold my bulky canon camera/camcorder more steady than that?

Jan
I don't know what came over me? Miss Piggy made me do it!

Miss Piggy said...

Dang you Jimmy, quit blaming everybody for your obsession. lol

Uncivil said...

Miss Piggy
You're the one who feeds em bugs! I think you like to keep them around for your personal gratification?
Miss Piggy gettin' jiggy wid it!

Mrsupole said...

Hi Uncivil,

Okay, now I know why VE likes you so much. Lizard Porn, and you beat him to it.

I have visited a lot of your older posts and I have to say, "That one has to love them." Some are really great.

Well I am off to VE's to let him know that you beat him to the lizard porn. I wonder what else you can find, and I have to say that you have some really fine dogs there. Loved the videos.

God bless.

Mrsupole said...

Oh, I also forgot that I really enjoyed your day, especially the news story. That was great.

God bless.

Mrsupole said...

Hi Uncivil,

Thanks for the visit, and it is actually my co-author who has the shingles. She has gone through a lot this year and I guess you could say that I have too, with my shoulder surgery.

I have my regular site on a break and the Crap one is well, just for a lot of fun crap, and a place for everyone to blow off some steam.

And yup, I wish Nancy would get them and never come back. I am so ashamed sometimes to be in the same state as she is. Well actually I think she is hardly here because she spends most of her time on her private jet flying to DC and then comes here for a day and then back on her jet and back to DC. I would pray that she would get voted out, but her district is as liberal as she is, and I sure as hell am not moving there just so I can vote against her. So when the botox takes over and she cannot speak anymore, due to her inability to move her lips, then and probably only then will she be gone. Or your news flash comes true. That will truly be a special day.

God bless.

PS....I guess I better pray for me to stop having such ill thoughts. Oh alright, I guess that ain't gonna happen.

Uncivil said...

Mrsupole
That lizard porn was actually Miss Piggy's idea. She was the director,unsteady camera woman,download and edit processor,lizard resuscitator, and...and the list goes on.
I was just there for support and to make sure no lizards were hurt during the filming.

Uncivil said...

Mrsupole
No worries, having ill thoughts of Nancy P is quite healthy.
It's best to even use her last name for things like........"I've gotta take a Pelosi"...or maybe "I've gotta take an Obama and wipe my Pelosi"???????

Mrsupole said...

Hi Uncivil,

You and Miss Piggy are too funny and getting two lizards to perform was just brilliant.

And I would use Nance's last name, but you know they got spies everywhere, just look at all those alien gnomes all around her, or should I be saying illegal alien gnomes around her. It is just that sometimes the voices are in control. Oh okay, I know they are just my voices, but every time I see her on TV, the voices start.

I truly just cannot stand her being so phony all the time. Although I did like the press conference her and Harry just had. I loved his shoulder grabbing and her eyes rolling along with the eyebrows lifting. If you have not seen it, you really need to. That is probably the first time in a while that there were no phony things going on with her.

And I guess I need to stop with the politics, well a little, because you cannot believe how sometimes I have gotten attacked for not believing what the others do. But then I have to admit that I did get started blogging in the political field and can counterattack even better. Although sadly my shoulder injury took me away from that and maybe when my shoulder heals from this surgery then I might get back into that field. It truly is a lot of fun. I do still dabble in it, but nothing like before. And we do just have a little over a year left. So I unfortunately still have about four months of healing left before it will be close to normal.

Well I gotta go type something for my hubby and I do have to get it done before he wakes up or I take my Ambien and have no idea what I am typing for him. Plus I am just waiting till the last few hours, because he waited till the last few hours to tell me about it.

I cannot believe he procrastinates as much as I do. Sigh.

God bless.

Uncivil said...

Mrsupole
Every time I see Nancy on TV or in the paper.....I visualize a big ol' liberal butt crack squeezing out a Pelosi!!!!!

Janna said...

It's nice to see that little guy from the Geico commercials is finally getting a social life.

Uncivil said...

Janna
And to think both of my vehicles are insured with Geico???!!!!

Miss Piggy said...

I guess when you overpayed...your refund was a short lizard porn film that ended with a fight over who payed too much. lol

Uncivil said...

Miss Piggy
I thinks it's actually a video on how the insurance companies treat the consumers??????

Miss Piggy said...

Are you saying...they are trying to love you to death??????

Uncivil said...

Miss Piggy
No, I'm saying they are trying to break one off in our ass like the government does!
True to their name........ Government Employees Insurance Company

C said...

Oh, my! And, THIS is what got you to finally open up a Facebook account?? ;)

Uncivil said...

C
Yes, Miss Piggy AKA Debra got me to open a Facefork account.
She filmed the dirty deed at her house while I was standing over her shoulder commenting during the whole thing.
Said she would email me the video, but claimed her crappy AOL server wasn't working and sent it via Facefork????
Can you believe I fell for that???

C said...

LOL! :) In any case, it's good to finally see you on FB!! Big hugs for Ab and Em! Oh, and who is that hot stud muffin in your FB profile pic? :)

Uncivil said...

C
Haha...flattery will get you everywhere!!!
I don't know who that ol' curmudgeon is????

VE said...

Which one is Cheney?

Uncivil said...

VE
Do you mean Lon Chaney right??? I think you mispelled it?LOL!