This is were I go to run and get away from all the traffic and hustle and bustle of life.

I have to let Ab & Em explore just a little before we take off on the run.

This is the only traffic we saw on this particular morning! Don't cha love it!
I'm a chic magnet! What can I say? Wait a minute?...It looks like they are running away from me?
Abigail says enough with the exploring. I'm ready to ride! This is how she let's me know she's had enough of the walking.
Abigail rides by herself until Emily is ready to ride.

Emily say's "Hey!......I'm ready to ride the "Short bus" now!!!"

I don't know why, but Emily does this to Abigail when she is happy! I'll be sittin' at a stop light near the house and see someone pointing to the back of my pickup. I'll look in the rearview mirror and see Emily humping away and Abigail just sits there and lets her do it?

Emily has to get out and run a few 1/4 mile intervals along the way.

Then she rests at the finish line when we're through.

I always try to walk it off afterwards. I guess I let Abigail out of the stroller too soon? I look behind and she's straggling way behind with this ( Hey the truck is this way) look on her face.

Then we turn around and she's the first one in the lead back to the truck?

She let's you know she's ready to get in the truck too!

Emily gets first dibs at the water bowl cause she ran the most!

This is the best part of my running regimine. Couldn't imagine having better running buddies?

We had such a good time I couldn't resist doing a double post on both my blogs!

RunRedneckRun

I think they are all females?

Yep....for sure!!!!!

The Fortress of Chicitude

Sunny Side Up!

Remember my little intruders?

I finally had to pull the mower out and get busy with some yard work.
The little "Mutha" sat right there on her nest while I cranked the mower and drove it out? The back of my head was but mere inches from her beak when I fired up the mower!

They hatched and I can't tell if she has five babies or not? It looked like a couple of them were laying flat on their backs?

I decided to drive the mower in this way until they leave the nest.Don't like havin' my back to the little buggars!

Hold Stihl.......you're gonna love this blow job?

Emily goes Wild!!!! ......when I whip out the leaf blower. It's sitting there running and she can't stand it.

Who's sniffin' who?

I just had to slip this in here. Emily has never been this close to a horse before. It's hard to hold a dog in one hand with the camera in the other, and I wasn't sure if they would try to bite one another,but they seemed to have a mutual respect . That's Miss Leana Star

Emily says "Got horse shit?"

Redneck CatFishin'!!!!

Oh, my little southern sweetheart from Rowing & Sowing says they call it Noodling?

And click here for some killer Youtube Noodling Clips!

"Plight of the Intruder"

We have a problem
Someone has breached security
How they got past the Redneck Security detachment is beyond me?
What am I gonna do with these little bastids?
The mow must go on!!!!!!!

Damn? She's laid one egg a day for the last five days! I hope she's got a sore ass!!!!!!

Dammit.....make it stop....please!!!!!

Jeanna's got me thinking about "Lavaballs" and "Birdballs" everytime I check the frikkin' nest now!

I finally caught the little witch sitting on her Birdballs!

What in the hell kind of bird is she???????I hope she knows I've got to get in there and get my mower out to mow the yard in a week or two!!!!

"Horse Shit Dawgs"

That ain't molasses dripping off her jaws!!!!!!!

Look Daddy.......it's the "Buffet"!

Save some for me!!!!

Miss Civil is gonna kill me. Especially when she hears Abigail almost drowned in Gordons swimming pool trying to get the taste out of her mouth!!!!!
That's our contributor to this post, Miss Leana Star!

A tribute to "Dirt Road Dogs"

A dear friend of mine was kind enough to share her beautiful blog with me. These were a few of many pictures that she has taken that really touches my heart. Her photo album along with the words and music she has chosen are a masterpiece.

Do your soul a favor and take a visit. I promise you won't be disappointed. Let me know if it brings a sweet tear to your eye! I could let that music play for hours in the background.

Click here...Rowing and Sowing

The Bobcat LadyHelping me reclaim some backyard space
She can run a bobcat better than most men.

This is far as I want to go on this side of the yard.

I forgot to take a before picture so I found this one from last year.

She and her husband hauled off the first two mounds to the right in the bottom picture. The hill behind my pickup is next!

I've been spending way too much time with Michelle lately?

She's helping me with my carpal tunnel treatments!LOL!!

Flat Tire !


I was traveling between home and work when a tire blew out.

Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.

My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"

"Yes, I sure do," I replied.

"You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.

"REPUBLICAN," I replied.

"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.

Again, I gave the same answer, "REPUBLICAN."

The driver gave me the finger and drove off.

I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.

The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.

She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.

"DEMOCRAT!", I shouted.

"Hop in!", replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.

Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."

She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.

"What's the matter?", she asked.

"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a DEMOCRAT for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."

No One

Can get in the way of what I'm feelin'

I just want you close

Where you can stay forever!

Emily and I were having an Alicia Keys moment? LOL!!